We're looking for the whales

This video reflects how I feel at this moment in time:

A beautiful piece of work from A-ha.

Whereas this is just funny:

Load up on drugs and kill your friends

Well.....Pants set me a challenge, to copy another Da Vinci masterpiece of his choosing. So here goes:

Spunky Does The Masters - II. St John the Baptist

Da Vinci

Spunky

Near as dammit.

Ah! What a day I've had today. Been getting rid of some more stuff to the exs new place. Good stuff really except it's left my place a tip and now I have no spare bed! My 'puter room is now big and echoey!

Mind you, just had a chicken dansak and that was quite nice.

AND!!!! I found all my lost CDs. The fascist had put a load in a draw in the bed. As a result I now have two copies of Licensed to Ill by the Beasties and Fallen by Evanescence!

Got a shotgun, lying with me here.

Jesus! How windy was it today?

I mean working on the 31st floor of corporate towers is bad enough BUT when it's windy it is hell! by 1pm I was feeling quite ill. The building had been groaning and creaking all morning with limited sway. Then there was a crunching sound and the whole building shuddered. Everyone was looking a little seasick. I thought fuck this for a game of soldiers and went home for a long lunch.

On the way home I had to catch an old lady as she got on the bus. Otherwise she would have been blown over. (my good deed for the day, and she was very grateful! Aren't old people ace? Well, apart from the really smelly ones).

Then I get home and I can't get into the back yard cos all the wheely bins are blown over. Fortunately your man Trunky is a trooper and he manages to sort it and line the bins all up again............when!............suddenly!........one of the wheely bins chrages me!! It came at me dead fast, bloody unbelievable. Fortunately I am nails and survived.

Anyway. It appears to have calmed down now.

What did I do at the weekend? Went to fucking IKEA that place was invented by the swedish version of Satan. You have to walk all the way round to get out! Now which c*nt's idea was that? I know it's a good idea cos it makes you buy more. However it is also a bad idea because I will never ever go again unless I'm forced. It's a c*nts game and I'm buggered if I'm doing it when I can pay more and get something made out of real wood and walk straight out. Put that in your pipe Sven you blond mofo.

Oh if you want to do something mildly amusing go to their website and use their helps service 'Ask Anna'. Ask her things like 'why are you so stupid?' and 'What time do you finish work?' and 'Will you fuck me for money?' That passed a cosy 10 minutes for me at work.

Oh! My dad finished that painting. Here it is:

What the fuck is it with this new blogger that makes itput big gaps between paragraphs? They deliberately try to piss me off!

Sit in a darkened room and look at you from a distance

Reet! I've been inspired! And here comes a new series!!!! WOOT!

Spunky does the Masters - I. The Mona Lisa

My effort today And the Da Vinci original!

Enough to fool the experts?

Omfg i totally pwned that noob

Hello! Not much posting lately. I'm going through a busy spell. The ex is moving into her new pad and I am helping (being a pretty stand up guy) and a good friend from work is staying with me after splitting up with her ex. I cooked her somerset pork last night and totally burnt it!

I rescued enough to feed us fortunately and she fell asleep on the sofa whilst I necked off the fizzy Shiraz (I can recommend it highly pants) and played guitar.

Anyway, I'm dead pleased it's Saturday and the temporary lodger is out so I thought I'd big me dad up.

This is a boat that resides near me:

In fact!

Nice and Interesting things wot are near me II - The Luigi Esilvia

Whilst mum and dad were down over Christmas I wanted dad to get a break, as his whole life at the moment consists of looking after my mum. So, I sat and played cards with mum while dad went down to the Thames and did a bit of sketching:

Not bad eh? Although he's invented a little boat!!! (mind you, the scene may have changed since I took the phote? Is that possible?).

NOW!

The sad thing is with genetics and all that I should be a good artist too!
But it's just not the case. Here is my effort:

Hmmmm, not quite so good. Nope I got me Dad's big nose and Mum's poor concentration span.

Bother!

There is no language in my love....

Well, the first week back at work is over and the second one started.

Having a week off didn't seem like a week at all.

I know what you're all wondering! What is Spunky listening to at the moment? Well! Here is the answer: www.pandora.com I typed in me favourite song and it then picks songs like it and builds you a radio station. Interesting. Some I disagree with but you can reject them.

Is anyone watching Big Brother? I must admit, usually I'm a fan but I'm finding it dull. Yeah I know 'The Face Man' is there, but..... I was confident Leo Sayer would win but he's turned into a mentalist so I have no idea now.

I haven't blogged for over a week. That's really bad. Accordingly much must have happened! Not really. Apart from the fact I have a horrendous cold.

It's dead windy here, which makes corporate towers creak ominously. A lass near me (the Durdenator) called the engineers cos she thought it was the air conditioning. They said the same as me. 'It's the wind love'. Mind you the engineer was entertaining. "Where is XXXX Darringdon" He says. Hmmmm very close to Durden mate.

Reet I've cooked a cottage pie, done a weeks dishes, washed the sheets and done some ironing! Time for a doss.

Thought I'd leave you with this funny little building near the Thames Barrier.

Their hands touch my body.......everywhere!

Happy New Year everyone!

I am somewhat hungover.

HAHAHAHA! I have worked out why the formatting is weird! It's cos I'm a goon and was in the html bit!

I have achieved little today. Last night was a big night.

I hope 2007 is awesome for you all.

Just down the road looking across the river.