I'm not a perfect person

Well! I'd always wondered what it was about.

And having been tapped up for money on Skype by a 'Ukrainian model' which she needed after an allegeded car incident, and my big money deal with a 'Ghanian Official' (who I took all the way to the point where I am supposed to send money, but asked him to send me some money first to ensure I could trust him.....he wasn't very happy) I have become fascinated by the nefarious world of getting cash out of people on t'internet.

I was confused today to come home after footie, a glorious win for the boys, an absolute pwning, to find someone called Kathy had added me on MSN. But I'm curious so I had to chat:

Kathy says (22:12):
Hi
Spunky Trunks says (22:12):
hello
Kathy says (22:13):
hey, Age/Sex/Location?
Spunky Trunks says (22:13):
Hello
Spunky Trunks says (22:13):
Where did you get me Email?
Spunky Trunks says (22:13):
I'm boyish but old bloke in London
Kathy says (22:13):
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Spunky Trunks says (22:14):
please tell me who you are
Spunky Trunks says (22:14):
i'm a wary fella
Kathy says (22:15):
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Spunky Trunks says (22:16):
hahahaha
Spunky Trunks says (22:16):
who is Jen?
Kathy says (22:16):
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Spunky Trunks says (22:16):
Hmmmmm
Spunky Trunks says (22:17):
I think I'd be too worried ending up like Dirty Den
Spunky Trunks says (22:17):
Who and where are you?
Kathy says (22:18):
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janefun fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Spunky Trunks says (22:18):
haha!
Spunky Trunks says (22:18):
so it costs me money!
Spunky Trunks says (22:18):
excellent
Spunky Trunks says (22:19):
I think I'll just have a glass of wine
Kathy says (22:19):
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Spunky Trunks says (22:19):
I appreciate the offer though
Kathy says (22:20):
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Spunky Trunks says (22:21):
Good luck!
Kathy says (22:21):
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janefun

So! There you go! I think she lost track of me towards the end.

Hmmm, in fact looking back the whole thing could be automated.

I shall test it and report back!

Not the porn show you ingrates! Old Spunky is far too tight to pay for that!

I am a smart spelunker

Was in the bathroom this morning when I heard my neighbours rowing. (I mean having an argument and not sculling a two person craft).

They new beneath me and fine barring the bird's love of Timberlake at full volume with thumping bass for an hour on Saturday and Sunday.

He's a bad looking brother and she's a middled aged looking dowd.

Anyway the reason I post is cos I thought her quote was funny. The only bit I heard:

"If this is about sex, I can't an the moment 'cos I'm on my period" - followed by a slammed door.

Said in a very sad an croaky voice.

I'm fascinated by what came before and after.

Personally I think they should call it a day.

After all, what kind of couple don't have sex at period time?

Apologies for my 6 month hiatus.