Sunday, March 21, 2010

Ode to the fascinator

Hello!

Remember me? Well.....I've been busily doing nothing for a whole year now.

Thought I'd bring another top Email from my mate Babyface to your attention though.

I am renowned for supporting Tony Hibbert amongst my footie mates (They all think he's shite) but after another of my measured and informative paeans to him by Email I got this:

You go too far Suds. For some reason I now have an image of you walking to the corner shop to buy some milk and bog roll in the pouring rain, having just got up (at 2.00pm), wearing your slippers and dressing gown, looking up at the sky and shouting at god to ask him to strike you down with a lightning bolt if Hibbo is a bad right back. Well, the big man has assured me that that is not how he rolls, but even so Suds I wouldn't do that kind of thing too often. Ain't you scared? Ain't you scared of dying?