Misguided values, nothing you possess.
More comedy from my mate Ads following our usual Monday morning 'let's whinge aboot Everton' sesh.
All this Everton stuff is getting me down so I'll share a moral question with you, or rather a questionably moral tale:
Over Easter I was playing scrabble with T's 9 year old brother I and her 11 year old sister M. It was of course a tame affair of 3 and 4 letter words making for a difficult board (there are only so many 'S' tabs to put on the end of 'car', 'dog', 'mop' etc). Naturally I was playing the role of educational benefactor and helping the little dudes whenever they got stuck, whilst making sure that I scooped the triple letter and double word scores for myself to re-enforce the natural order of age and superiority.
Anyway, M really is a clever little thing and towards the end she managed, being an animal lover, to offload a 'Z' to make 'Zoos' onto an unguarded triple-word score to take her to within 9 of my score. Now, this put me in a difficult position; as you know the value of any letters that you are left with at the end of the game is deducted from your score and I was left with a 'u' (1), an 'i' (1) and a 'q' (10), meaning that I was about to lose. I then noticed that the 'm' of 'mops' was open and had 3 spaces above it. Well, I ask you, what would you have done? As far as I could see it I had no choice.....
All this Everton stuff is getting me down so I'll share a moral question with you, or rather a questionably moral tale:
Over Easter I was playing scrabble with T's 9 year old brother I and her 11 year old sister M. It was of course a tame affair of 3 and 4 letter words making for a difficult board (there are only so many 'S' tabs to put on the end of 'car', 'dog', 'mop' etc). Naturally I was playing the role of educational benefactor and helping the little dudes whenever they got stuck, whilst making sure that I scooped the triple letter and double word scores for myself to re-enforce the natural order of age and superiority.
Anyway, M really is a clever little thing and towards the end she managed, being an animal lover, to offload a 'Z' to make 'Zoos' onto an unguarded triple-word score to take her to within 9 of my score. Now, this put me in a difficult position; as you know the value of any letters that you are left with at the end of the game is deducted from your score and I was left with a 'u' (1), an 'i' (1) and a 'q' (10), meaning that I was about to lose. I then noticed that the 'm' of 'mops' was open and had 3 spaces above it. Well, I ask you, what would you have done? As far as I could see it I had no choice.....
posted by Spunky Trunks at 10:49 AM
5 Comments:
I know you know this, but don't listen. I got EXACTLY the same comment a while ago.
ooh, you naughty boy!
Cheers Askinstoo, please come again with further wisdom. I made $6,000 last month by being a rubbish worker.
Stig, no way! You mean he doesn't like my blog? CHARLATAN!
Pants, thou art wise. And I bet correct.
Nat, it weren't me. Read carefully, was Ad.
Hmm. ;)
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