I can't face this morning, I can't let you stay.

Would you believe that Weird Al Yankovic is still going? I remember him form the 80s with his patently unfunny 'Eat it' (to the tune of 'Beat it' by Michael Jackson.) I mean who buys this shit? All he does is pick a famous record and changes the lyrics to some inane basic nursery rhyme. Football supporters do this every week! Do they get paid??? I just can't believe that he's made a living from this for 25 years!!!!

Or am I just jealous?

A mammoth game of Fooz was won today by myself and Wee man vs the evil axis of The Dome and Lips. Which brought to mind the Domes new girlfriend. She's the cleaner in his local McDonalds and is a 'highly educated cutie from the orient'. That's more or less his quote. He couldn't resist showing me a text though which read 'I look forward to seeing you tomolo'.

Well, the sun's gone in and it all windy and grey.

Good job I'm departing these shores and off to America for three weeks.

Laters.