Guess what? A laser!

I am just back from Lords:


















Well..... not that Lords, but it's a good picture so I'm keeping it! what this world lacks is enough people with distinguished grey beards!

I've not always been a beard lover! (in fact I'm not now) I remember the days when me and Pants used to drive round St.Helens and shout 'BEARD!' at anyone with full facial furniture.

Also I got into a fight at university using the same slur!

Oh poop, where was I?

Oh yes! Lords! I met up with Budget Boy, P and Ape in a Suit and we enjoyed a relaxing days cricket.

Now, there are some very relaxing things aboot a day at cricket:

• You get to see little white clad men running aboot
• You have excellent company
• you get an excellent array of food suppled by P - samosas, bhaji, tandoori chickan, pork pies, sarnies, scones with squirty cream.......
• Fantastic atmosphere
• Beautiful surroundings

And there are some downsides:

• Bottle of champagne to start
• 'Nother bottle of champagne
• Bottle of red wine
• 'Nother bottle of red wine
• several litres of pimms and lemonade
• adjourn to pub for several Guinii
• A bright red sunburnt face!

The pros outweigh the cons though! And here I am able to type for once!

Anyhoo! It was ace and I'm trashed and now I must sleep!

Love you all!