I have seen a mountain fall away from sight.....

A joke for a change.

Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found head butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer...

Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor.

Tee Hee!

Ol' Trunks took a tumble last night at the footie. I'm gonna have to pile into A&E after my important presentation at 11. Think I've damaged me wrist.

More news as it's made.