Friday, July 14, 2006

Crystals and crystal healing.....

Big Brother

I know you all love Big Bro. Well....I was going to do a spot where I spoke aboot each housemate, but then I just couldn't be arsed.
But then I noticed that Pete, the tourettes sufferer everyone loves:





Is the spitting image of Beavis, the potty mouthed MTV viewer everyone loves:






Why does everyone love this goon? (i'm talking aboot Pete here, not Beavis, everyone understands the love of Beavis)
I mean even I've had moments of liking him. But let's look at the facts:

  • He looks like a dork
  • He's a wimp
  • He smells
  • He's a lazy good for nothing doleite
  • He's on Big Brother
Let's be honest would you be friends with this wobbling fool? If you look deeply the answer is no. Because of his tourettes? No, my average mate swears a lot more than him. It's because he's dull! AND could you really put up with some pillock playing the drums all afternoon on your barbeque? NEVER

Vote him OUT!

[Please note - the fact that my Betfair account will suffer badly as a result of him winning has nothing to do with the above statements]

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Enjoy the weather all. I am.

5 Comments:

Blogger stig said...

The weather seems too be cooperating even here on the other side of the world.

Today was the hottest day of the year so far, so I celebrated by spending half of it in my pool! That's the best way...

2:24 AM  
Blogger Holly said...

The weather is hot too but I am stuck at work, its not fair. I say kick Pete out too, cant believe Nikki went last night, she was such good entertainment!!

10:04 AM  
Blogger H x said...

Am definitely enjoying the weather. Am lying out here in my bikini and sunhat, catching up on blog gossip on my laptop.

Tis the first time i have checked that the wireless does actually work in the garden and i am chuffed to report that it does.

Now i just need someone to feed me grapes, fan me with palm leaves and rub the suncream in on my back and all would be perfect :)

(Am trying not to be envious of the Stig's pool and failing miserably btw!)

H x

2:55 PM  
Blogger Spunky Trunks said...

Stigger, you must be a millionaire! I don't even have a paddling pool.

I liked Nikki too. She is a complete arse but funny with it.

H - i could do the grapes and suncream but current injuries prohibit the rest.

3:23 PM  
Blogger stig said...

Hehe, I'm told that I'm spoiled,

snowmobiles, pool, hottub, boat, convertible, my own computer, broadband internet, ATV/quad. Not a millionaire though....

Imagine the fun that would be!

1:40 AM  

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