I'm too sexy for my hand!!!???

Fucking hell!

Just when I think it can get no worse for our friends the honey bees!!!

AND it's partially my fault.

Apparently mobile phones upset their navigation systems and the don't make it back to the hive and they die of exposure. We're bastards!!!

I always knew they were evil (and not just because girlfriends can interrupt your philandering).

Ah the joy of being displaced. Took a 5 hour lunch today.

Remind me to tell you the story of needing a poo in a girls flat!