And this I know, his teeth as a white as snow....

Hello! I am just back from footie. We lost!

We always seem to lose when the German plays, I put it down to his zonal marking.

Sadly it was also the Hammer's testimonial (I paid his fee in honour of him). He is moving to Leeds and will be a huge loss to the team. I will miss the bloke. He's a lovely fella and funny with it.

I had my end year appraisal with Joe 90 yesterday. What a cunt. His parting gift was a bad review for me. He told me the reason why he was forced to leave was because people had a perception he'd been in the job too long! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

He was actually forced out because he couldn't deal with people.

But since he threatened a law suit (with good grounds) for unfair dismissal and was given another job he has managed to convince himself it was all for a good reason. I wish I could be so delusional.

Hey, want to know my favoutitest text message ever? Wee Scotch sent it me:

"Oh take a pic2pith yo5food, c"

Genius! What the hell does it mean though?

Oh. I set up Loo Loo and Thumby Egg Man on a date. It didn't go well. I shall never play cupid again.

We had a bit of snow last week. I thought I'd show you:

Spunky grounds.

Spunky front yard.

I love a bit of snow!