I don't know why, I had to try, living my life on the other side.....
Hmmmm, I think myself and Hethers may have caused some confuzion on Friday.
Picture the scene:
We're in the bar of the sports hall. Hethers is talking to a young lady. I wander over:
Hethers: ....I heard 'Blue II' had split up with her girlfriend
The Plastic Population: NO! Who told you that?
H: errrrrrrrrr (looks at me desperately)
TPP: Tell me!
H: errrrrrrrrrrrrr.................Lips! It was Lips!
Spunky Trunks (joining in the fun): Yeah Lips told me too!
TPP: Bastard! I'm gonna kill him
ST: Yeah! And he told us that he fed her pony last week!
TPP (outraged): WHAT!!!!
H: Yeah he's a real ladies man
etc
Actually it wasn't Lips who told us and he never said he had 'Fed her pony' either.
It was all a drunken lie! Oooops.
He hasn't been killed yet though.
I had my flat valued at the weekend. I could afford to sell up and buy a place in Romania with no mortgage. I'm sorely tempted.
Picture the scene:
We're in the bar of the sports hall. Hethers is talking to a young lady. I wander over:
Hethers: ....I heard 'Blue II' had split up with her girlfriend
The Plastic Population: NO! Who told you that?
H: errrrrrrrrr (looks at me desperately)
TPP: Tell me!
H: errrrrrrrrrrrrr.................Lips! It was Lips!
Spunky Trunks (joining in the fun): Yeah Lips told me too!
TPP: Bastard! I'm gonna kill him
ST: Yeah! And he told us that he fed her pony last week!
TPP (outraged): WHAT!!!!
H: Yeah he's a real ladies man
etc
Actually it wasn't Lips who told us and he never said he had 'Fed her pony' either.
It was all a drunken lie! Oooops.
He hasn't been killed yet though.
I had my flat valued at the weekend. I could afford to sell up and buy a place in Romania with no mortgage. I'm sorely tempted.
posted by Spunky Trunks at 7:38 PM
6 Comments:
Alternatively you could afford to buy a house with a pool in Western Oz?
I'd never get a visa though!
Are you truly thinking of moving them Trunky hun?! But dont go moving yourself all the way in Romania, you said you would be my tea boy!!
Probably, I've just downloaded the paperwork. There are at least 100 pages of forms to fill in!
AAAARRGGHHH!
Mookie: It's certainly an option. Things are going nowhere here. I'm not sure I could survive on tea boy wages.
Nat: Ack! I'm terrible with forms! Am I too old as well?
Spunkster, not too old at all. You have to be younger than 45 and my memory has you at 31!
...still!
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