Black cat, barbed wire, politicians funeral pyre....

Guess what? (a laser!!)

No!

My Department is having a day out of the office (to brainwash us with the latest corporate engagement babble) and the entertainment I hear you cry!

BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!!

Can I resist the temptation to pick up my guitar in anger and play?

It would be in front of 400-600 people. I've already tapped up a drummer and keyboard player.

Hmmmmmm, much ponderment required.