Hallo Knut. Kleine eisbear!

Well, your man Spunky is back from Berlin and celebrating Freddie's forthcoming wedding.

I'm best man and I got the flights, accommodation and stag shirts (quality fully printed polo shirts with logo, number on back and arm AND name) for under £100 per head!

Do I sound like I'm proud of myself? I am!

Anyhoo! One of the reasons it was cheap was cos I book us into a gayhostel, it was awesome! Lovely big room and the owner was a star. I can highly recommend it:

http://www.gaybed.de/

A few of the guys were a little worried, but it was top.

SO! We wanted to see the sights and what is the main sight in Berlin:

Knut!!! The little polar bear abandoned by his mum and sentenced to death by a leading naturalist! As you can see! He's no longer little or cute. Still a legend tho.

So! Next on the agenda was drinking and I'd found the perfect club on the internet:

Sadly this esteemed establishment was fucking shut! So we went to a snokey bar and then got turned away from a few lappies. (we'd already done karaoke, don't worry!)
So then it was Saturday and time for more sightseeing. We saw the Brandenburg Gate:And I took an arty photo on the way top the holocaust memorial (a cool concrete block maze):
We then went to Checkpoint Charlie:
(Just next to it was Snackpoint Charlie!)

So then we went out on the lash again and found the lappies the stag demanded. It was 50€ for a lapdance!!!! And being a cheap bastard (and clinically prude) I declined. Mind you it was 100€ for full sex. My man in Honkers will tell me if this is a good deal.

Ok, back to my cold......

I got us going faster than we've ever gone before

How exciting! I've just bought tickets to see Savoy, Morten Harket and Magne F at the Royal Albert Hall!

Also exciting was seeing my first ever car at a motor show in Birmingham. The Chrysler Sunbeam:

How it rocked! And how sad it was when I ditched it!