Thursday, September 28, 2006

And me? I drank your blood.

Good to see good friend of the 'Amazing World of Cheese' Barry Scott making the crossover into animated features:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/stains/

Barry tells me he is renowned in his village for having the shiniest change in his pocket.

Something to be proud of.

On a darker note, it's starting to be a bit dark when I get up. That and 'the Bear' shouting at me for food from the kitchen makes for a poor awakening.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Although you have had enough tonight, I want you until I am satisfied.

From the depths of the Corporate Towers staff directory comes another gem.

Under this IT gentleman’s other information he states the following:

On weekends I am a David hassleahoff look alike I’m also chairman of the London chapter of his fan club. Big up to the hoff man. One of my other interests is Street fighting I trained under marshal Chan yang tang for 23 years in all forms of kung fu break dancing and Electric boogaloo. Fancy a challenge, call me and I’ll take you down. I have developed my own dance style it’s a mix of Irish dance, tap and breakdance I give lessons each week in the London YMCA. I am a ninja but I can’t talk about that. I most recently have started my own version of the A Team we drive the streets helping the helpless if you have a problem if no one else can help and if you can find us maybe you can hire the A Team The team members are the dissmister joe (the mad one) Eric the face man Wiles (the man that gets stuff) BA inniss (the hard man) and me as the leader (I'm Ideas man).

I looked up the Dissmister, he had this:

I dont really have any real hobbies, i have passions. My biggest Passion is Scalectrix racing. iv turned my loft into a small scale replica of Brands hatch. its really fun and im getting really good at it too altho my mum says its about time i grew up and got some real friends. I also play in a band. We are called the Flaming Mosquitos, manly due to the southern European feel of our music. Altho we have tried to go mainsteam with our latest release "Emotional Napsack". We like to think of its style as Electro Classical Funky Drum'n'bass and we are hoping that this may get us some recognision. My other passion is my pet cat Fluff. She like climbing walls and late night walks.

And Inniss:

I enjoy Kickboxing, Karate, Kung Fu and Knife throwing. I'm trying to open my own fight school called "CHUCK NORRIS School Of Self Harm" I'm also a huge Rocky fan, I've seen all 4 movies 38 times. On the weekend I listen to " Dorris Days Greatest Hits ".

I’m glad at least four people (mustn’t forget the goat whisperer) in here have a sense of humour.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Love you, I ain't ever gonna love you.

Spunky is back from footie. Another glorious win for the boys. I was a bit rubbish though to be fair.

So? What's new? Well, bachelor life has too many problems to it. I had to do the washing up, clean up the bathroom, put sheets on the spare bed, fix a kitchen cabinet, pour sulphuic acid down the bathroom plugholes and get hair from the plug.

Where is the fun in all that?










A gratuitous picture of me in a posh pool in the Beverley Wilshire Hotel (where Richard Gere boned Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman')

People Wot Look Like me V

I posted this one before but it was lost to some cunting website jump. Anyway, enough of my foul language:

16) Roger Waters - I've had this one a couple of times, from Pants and Cazzy G. I mean it's not bad to be compared to the megalomaniac visionary but I know they do it cos he's got a big nose and fat lips.

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Staring at the wall, I sink inside.....

This is my car:











I love this car. I have had it for aboot 10 years. It is a Toyota Carina 1.6 16 Valve. In its day it was ace. It's now 15 years old with 120,000 miles on the clock and still a lovely drive.

However I am now in charge of this car too:











This is a brand new Audi A3 sport. Also a very nice car, lovely to drive and, bonus of bonuses, a CD player.

But now you see my lemon dilemma.

The A3 is cool. BUT I love my Toyota and am very attached to it.

What can I do???


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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Enter via turnstiles 61-66

Well. Here I am just back from the pub (and following a cheese, tomato puree and jalapeno pepper toastie) and there is a shite film. The likes of which only gets onto Sky Movies.

Some half arsed football comedy.

Starring:

Will Ferrell

Tell me, is it me or is he a bag of shite? For fucks sake I'm sure I had a sense of humour somewhere but what has this dork ever given us? AND he earns millions for every film. Fuck me, Ian Beale (spookily the cousin of a girl who I work near (and who was at her wedding)) could act better than that lumbering bumfaced goon.

It's madness.

Next thing they'll be telling me Graham Norton is funny just because he's gay!

Sunday, September 17, 2006

This autumn, why am I aging so? Flying towards the clouds, a bird.

I finally have a definition of a boombastic jazz style!

After all the long and painful repetitions of the Dream Warriors the question has been messing with my mind long time.

Thanks to Pants here it is:

"A dog with a trombone stuck inside a cement mixing truck playing 'The National Anthem' by Radiohead backwards."

Problem solved. Hope it helps you too.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

You'll never get over me, I'll never get under you.

AH! Thursday night, sat home alone with a huge thunder storm rumbling outside.

COOL.

Loads is going on in the world of Spunky.

I won't mention the first thing, beacuse it's top secret. I will tell all later though.

Hethers has got a bird! The Dome is moving to Hong Kong. AND Lips is moving to the other side of the world in Southampton.

Wasabe Peas! Try them!

I will attempt to write up more of my hols this weekend.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I'll soon be gone now, forever not yours.

Right! All is in flux at the moment.

All will be back to normal soon though.

Anyone seen how aussies are killing stingrays in revenge for the death of Steve Irwin.

Odious scum.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

From your bed I gained a day, and lost a bloody year.

Trunks is on his way back from his short trip around England.

Currently in Nottingham with 'The Chemist', I've had a day or so of playing guitars, wood fires and taking wee Alex for walks, picnics and blackberry picking. The blackberrys weren't massively tasty to be fair.

Before that I saw the uplifting and motivating experience that was our annual CEO address. It was actually ok. This fella seems a lot more human. I did manage to get lost in Manchester along the way (I'm sure it's got bigger!) It's certainly improved since I was there 20 years ago.

AND before that I went to the Trunks household in Liverpool. Mum really isn't well and it's getting Dad down too. All a bit sobering.

BUT the big news of the weekend. Everton won the derby!!! In fact they didn't just win it, they demolished Liverpool 3.0 To be fair Liverpool probably deserved at least a goal but then how many times have we been at the other end of that? Many. So sitting in a pub in Nottingham on my own that was chock full of plastic reds was a rewarding experience.

The sun is out again! Hurrah! It was a scorcher yesterday. Perfect for spotting berries, 'shrooms and horse poo.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

And when she glows in the dark and I'm struck by the sight.....

Well, I'm back. A little calmer.

Just back from physio. I have done any exercises for a month and a half and I've improved! I think perhaps it's because I haven't played football much.

And now back to work. I've been doing some long hours at corporate towers in the last week or so to kick off a project. Pretty much finished that, but today I have to drive up to Liverpool in the afternoon to see folks and then tomorrow I'm off to the annual Corporate Wahoo! Sadly I wasn't allowed to go to the London one as they want representation for the department around the country.

Does mean I get to see the folks though. Sadly Mummy Trunks hip came out again and she's not very well at all. The strain is beginning to tell on Daddy Trunks too. So keep your fingers crossed for the recovery of the Trunks family.

Back to work I suppose.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Twice every year when he's in tears

For fucks sakes

I am seriously pissed off

I get half way through my cunting post and suddenly I jump to Bleeping Computer's web page and all is lost

I may just give this stupid fucking thing up

If I carry on I may end up smashing the PC up.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!